alanix: tell me about the rave you exist in.

WP$E: i am the only boy, the makeup is dark…it’s something i wake up in every morning, and something i participate in every night. like it comes out at night, you know? it’s something that always exists and everything i do contributes towards this party, and then on friday nights it becomes material…in basements, in yoga studios, at princess house in philadelphia.

alanix: when did this start?

WP$E: i spent a lot of time in a funeral home when i was younger, but um…2011, when i first noticed the metaphysical spam bot pouring over me like cough syrup. that’s when i decided to make my move, i think. 

alanix: how do you choose who raves with you?

WP$E: there’s not really a choice, but there will be people that i hone in on, totally. every time i make eye contact with an attractive person, they’re like…there. totally. 

alanix: what kind of people are in your crowd? 

WP$E: everyone is gorgeous and has a singular perspective that contributes towards our partying. party all the time. 

alanix: do you want to be kissed when you’re playing? 

WP$E: yeah, but i also like when girls that are shorter than me hug me around my waist from the side so i can put my arm around their shoulder. 

alanix: do you consider yourself an american god? 

WP$E: yes but only because not many of my other friends are doing it. i can think of a few people that i think really have become god-like in that they have created worlds in their image, and most of the time our worlds overlap, or i’ll go to their place…

alanix: why do you reference so obviously? 

WP$E: sometimes morrissey says things better than i can. 

(pt. 2 tomorrow)